Further developments in the realm of the bonus under-duck.
We now have many different types of bonuses, to name a few...
-Pirate
-Zombie
-Giraffe
-Cat (a favorite with the girls)
-Zombie (insert animal here)
-Gandalf and or Hobbits
-Angry/Mad (which sometimes includes the clause of warrior)
-Scary/Funny
-All types of Emotions at the same time
-Zombie Pirate
-Bestest Ever
-Highest EVER
We also now provide a new type of under-duck, The Jedi. This one is currently in the testing stage, and involves a spin of some kind as well the soundtrack to Star Wars (and possibly a light saber death scene, but this aspect has some kinks we are trying to work out)
Stay tuned for more developments coming soon...
Saturday
Thursday
Who says cats aren't really smart...?
I just gave my cats the steaming hot remnants of a burnt omelette. I watched Solo go up to it, touch it (ouchy, hot!!) and pick a piece up and drop it into his water bowl to cool it off. Nough said...
You swim in WHAT?
Things I have heard children say #...6
Question posed by me: If you could fill a swimming pool with something other than water, what do you think the weirdest thing to swim in would be?
13 year old girl's immediate response: Gerbils!!
(eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!)
Question posed by me: If you could fill a swimming pool with something other than water, what do you think the weirdest thing to swim in would be?
13 year old girl's immediate response: Gerbils!!
(eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!)
Tuesday
It starts with L
Things I have heard children say...#5
I was reading a 5 minute who-done-it book the other day, trying to solve very difficult logic problems with the kids. At one point I mention that these mysteries were really complicated.
The kid sitting next to me (we'll call him K) says "That is because they start with L" (he's 14, no explaining needed).
I respond by saying "So, that must mean that everything that starts with L is complicated"
"HEY" yells a girl (we'll call her L#1) "MY name starts with L, what do you mean I am complicated?" She gets really close to my face and puts on a disgruntled look.
Another kid (we'll call him L#2) says "YEAH, my name starts with L too. I'm COMPLICATED!!"
I say to L#1 "You could be mysterious, being mysterious isn't bad!!"
"I'm NOT complicated!!" L#1
"Ok ok, how about only things that start with LO are complicated!! Neither of your names start with LO right?"
L#1 walks away looking satisfied. But WAIT!!
L#2 yells out "Hey, Love starts with LO and its not complicated!!"
(hey, good luck with that kid)
I was reading a 5 minute who-done-it book the other day, trying to solve very difficult logic problems with the kids. At one point I mention that these mysteries were really complicated.
The kid sitting next to me (we'll call him K) says "That is because they start with L" (he's 14, no explaining needed).
I respond by saying "So, that must mean that everything that starts with L is complicated"
"HEY" yells a girl (we'll call her L#1) "MY name starts with L, what do you mean I am complicated?" She gets really close to my face and puts on a disgruntled look.
Another kid (we'll call him L#2) says "YEAH, my name starts with L too. I'm COMPLICATED!!"
I say to L#1 "You could be mysterious, being mysterious isn't bad!!"
"I'm NOT complicated!!" L#1
"Ok ok, how about only things that start with LO are complicated!! Neither of your names start with LO right?"
L#1 walks away looking satisfied. But WAIT!!
L#2 yells out "Hey, Love starts with LO and its not complicated!!"
(hey, good luck with that kid)
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